Domesticated.

May 28

You cannot stop me. -

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Walk away like a BOSS


LMAO!!!!!!!


That’s gangster!

(Source: eaglegiantw00d, via foralliknowofyounow)

hair growth goal.

needed some motivation today not to shave my head…

hair growth goal.

needed some motivation today not to shave my head…

May 24


Took me 6 months to train each one, 8 months to get the little chubby one to yell ‘ROW’… which is kinda strange, such a simple word…‘ROW’


If anyone has a gif of this on Tumblr, I can die happy.

Took me 6 months to train each one, 8 months to get the little chubby one to yell ‘ROW’… which is kinda strange, such a simple word…‘ROW’



If anyone has a gif of this on Tumblr, I can die happy.

can.not.fall.asleep.

ah, fuck.

May 23

Got The Monkey Enrolled in Karate for next month

and summer camp doesnt start until July, but he needed something to focus his energy on until then.
He got the idea from a poster at the Y with Tigress on it from Kung Fu Panda and thought it would be cool.

May 22

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May 21

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May 18

Because you can’t hide it forever.

Because you can’t hide it forever.

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trisyeung:

By Julia Ioffe 

trisyeung:

By Julia Ioffe 

May 17

Dear My Unruly Justin Bieber Hair

Please grow out and behave or I will be forced to threaten you with with the clippers.
Sincerly,
The owner of your Head

May 15

The Months I Was Unplugged

A few months ago, I unplugged from Facebook.  I got up one morning and bored with the statuses for the day, decided,  “Why the hell don’t I just delete this already?”  So, I did.

Who cares about a Kardashian wedding?  I certainly don’t give two shits you need a brick in Farmville.  Do I really need to know the where, when and with whom you’ve ‘checked- in’?  Copying and pasting a quote a day as a status update doesn’t make you intelligent.  Oh look, yet another photo op of you, out partying it up.  Great, you ‘poked’ me, now I’m obligated to send you some other meaningless digital transaction back.  Is this what really passes for social interaction now?  

Facebook made me feel like a watcher of everyone’s else oh-so-grand life, tagging myself in their photos to feel as if I had a truly awesome one.  It’s incredible how compulsive and intruding it can become.  The more friends, photos, tags and check-ins you can collect the cooler you are (or at least, appear to be and feel).  Most of these people listed as my ‘friends’ were passing acquaintances from another life I lived eons ago, now privy to all the real time information I was divulging.  

Within hours I had all of my family asking where it had all went.  It was quite humorous to see their faces of disbelief. Why on earth would you do that?!’

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May 11

I love how he can’t wait to give me a gift on the day. And I love how it’s always perfectly ‘me’.

May 10

The Five Stages of Growing Out Your Pixie Cut

halffinishedstories:

  1. Denial (I look like Emma Watson!)
  2. Anger (I look like Justin Bieber!)
  3. Bargaining (I could totally rock the headscarf thing.)
  4. Depression (I have a mullet.)
  5. Acceptance (I have to get it cut again.)

Yeah I’m in between 2 and 3 right now.  Usual I skip 4 because I always cut the back of my hair myself, but eventually arrive at 5 about three months into the “I’m growing it out” mantra.  I’m so weak.

May 03

“When we look at Modern Man, we have to face the fact that modern man suffers from a kind of poverty of the spirit, which stands in glaring contrast to his scientific and technological abundance. We’ve learned to fly the air like birds, we’ve learned to swim the sea like fish, and yet we haven’t learned to walk the Earth as brothers and sisters.” — Martin Luther King Jr. (via shonafox)

Apr 26

I think I’m going to buy a photo album and get prints of all the vehicles Ryland’s wanted to take a picture with. I know I have at least 30. He would really appreciate it I bet.