Oh how I wish I grew up back then. I’m stuck in the wrong generation.
To the younger generation:
Respect your elders. You don’t have to like where they come from, but listen to them, understand they have stories to tell, life lessons to impart, and memories of love and hope they wish to see live on. Someday, if you’re lucky, that will be you- pleading too.
Me trying to get what I want
Slowly accepting the fact that I have no friends — (via catastrophicloser)
it’s going to be one of those nights… i just ordered a whole pizza for myself
Saturday Chores #6, July 5, 2014
This sign was all Grayson’s idea. I couldn’t stop laughing.
Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.
Nor will they understand the pain and utter disappointment of having your period while on vacation.
Lake House Shenanigans #summertime #summerfun #icandothattoo #selfie #gpoy
This is actually me, though.
i’m not “cute” awkward.
i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
(Source: cowsrwows, via vintage-arsenic)
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I’ve ever known. — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via observando)
Matt Haig, The Humans
we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it
Oh look, it’s America
(Source: bestofcardsagainsthumanity, via 125orbust)