December 2011
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When pretending to kill, you better be ready for...
Ryland poked a kid on the playground yesterday in the eye with a stick. At first he wouldn’t say why he did it, nor would he apologize to the poor kid, so I gathered our stuff and we had to leave. He wasn’t answering my questions and I figured that leaving was a good enough punishment, so I left it alone.
Later on at home he told me he was ‘sorry I embarrassed you when I did...
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Exterior Car Speakers
…So everyone you drive by can enjoy the shitty music you are listening to…
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Try to clue your child in that TV is all for pretend and he’ll say...
– Domesticated Britt
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How Does a Boxer become considered an 'aggressive...
Too many people trying to pass off their pitbulls as boxers, that’s how. Called a management run rental town home complex in Hollywood and they also consider bulldogs, do-gos and dobermans as aggressive breeds.
I’m sorry, but unless I own more than one of these or I’m running a dog fighting ring out of my town home, there is no such thing as an ‘aggressive...
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Shipwrecked
I was told from birth which path was for me.
“We all dream of leaving the beach for the sea.
You’ll be ready at 18!
College then career, thats the plan!
You’ll sail until you reach this distant land.
This is the path, this is whats expected of you.
Understand
when you grow up, that’s what you’ll do.”
But at night it was hard to discern
where...
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